Of all the stuff I’ve seen in the past few weeks, NOTHING pisses me off like the capture of Colonel Dog.
Hey idiot, the dog can’t understand your bullsh*t gibberish.
The Afghanistan Taliban, during a firefight with US troops, captured a military working dog. Since then, the Taliban has released a video with their captive in tow. The Taliban identified the dog as a “colonel” in the US military, and they displayed the dog with a chain for a leash. The Taliban are themselves animals. The dog’s new rank, as far as I’m concerned, is O-6 (colonel). Time for a rescue.
Now I know there are other U.S. military captives of the Taliban. I am sincerely appreciative of their efforts on behalf of the United States, and of course I want them to be released. None of what I’m about to say reflects less willingness to go to the mat to get your loved ones home. We need to rescue them too.
But we should bomb the hell out of those uncivilized scumbags until they give Colonel Dog back. By bombing, I mean starting at one end and continuing to the other until nothing’s left. Yes, and I include the idiot Hamid Karzai. In fact, we should send a drone overhead with loudspeakers, blaring out the commands for “kill”. That dog ripping their balls off would be a nice surprise, wouldn’t it?
The dog is a warrior for his nation. I’m sure the U.S. military has a plan to rescue Colonel Dog, and I’m for it. And if you don’t like it, “FOFF”.