The Capture of Colonel Dog

Of all the stuff I’ve seen in the past few weeks, NOTHING pisses me off like the capture of Colonel Dog.

Hey idiot, the dog can’t understand your bullsh*t gibberish.

The Afghanistan Taliban, during a firefight with US troops, captured a military working dog. Since then, the Taliban has released a video with their captive in tow. The Taliban identified the dog as a “colonel” in the US military, and they displayed the dog with a chain for a leash. The Taliban are themselves animals.  The dog’s new rank, as far as I’m concerned, is O-6 (colonel). Time for a rescue.

Now I know there are other U.S. military captives of the Taliban. I am sincerely appreciative of their efforts on behalf of the United States, and of course I want them to be released. None of what I’m about to say reflects less willingness to go to the mat to get your loved ones home. We need to rescue them too.

But we should bomb the hell out of those uncivilized scumbags until they give Colonel Dog back. By bombing, I mean starting at one end and continuing to the other until nothing’s left. Yes, and I include the idiot Hamid Karzai. In fact, we should send a drone overhead with loudspeakers, blaring out the commands for “kill”. That dog ripping their balls off would be a nice surprise, wouldn’t it?

The dog is a warrior for his nation. I’m sure the U.S. military has a plan to rescue Colonel Dog, and I’m for it.  And if you don’t like it, “FOFF”.


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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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