In Your Face, Loser!

I’m watching my weekly DVRed Maury Povich’s.

February 3rd’s show is incredibly pathetic. One particularly irritating segment has a dude, Nate, who denied his wife’s child, denying her sister’s child. That’s right, he slept with his wife’s sister. Meanwhile, she has her boyfriend here, who loves her so much and he wants the baby. So why are we here?

Maury likes to say a father doesn’t have to be a biological father. So let the boyfriend, Davonte be the dad no matter what. But here’s the question left unresolved (because Maury doesn’t often let the woman be a total tramp): why is the sister banging (unprotected) her sister’s husband, who is old and sloppy? Why is she in love with this boyfriend and messing with the loud slob Nate at the same time? Why is the wife sitting in the audience? Maury said Nate fooled her sister. I think they are all total morons.

Turns out Nate is not the dad, and Davonte is the father. At that point, I said, “In your face, loser.” To all of them. What kind of town do they live in? Are there only three men there and the other one is smart enough to stay from the sisters? And what man thinks it’s ok for his woman to have unprotected sex with a complete slob? Oh, he didn’t get her pregnant! What a great guy. And the kid has some weirdo name that black people make up thinking its unique. Instead, it puts the kid behind the eight-ball in the business world, making them appear as if they were straight up ghetto. Which they probably are.

Sorry but Maury makes a living off the world’s dumbest humans, and profits off their humiliation. And I watch it. Sad.

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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