Married at First Sight

Are you kidding me?

These marriage experts are getting couples together and they get married.

The first time they see each other, they are at the altar. Seriously?

In the words of one of my old season ticket holder friends, “the Washington bench erupts.” Are you kidding me? The first time you see this woman/man, you’re committing to eternal marriage? That’s beyond crazy talk.

The first one (the one initially in the video), it’s clear the woman does not find the man attractive at all. It is also clear he wants to bang her! I haven’t seen the entire show so I don’t know what’s going to happen. The second one, the guy and the woman are actually enjoying it. They are pretty good looking, too. They are going to copulate, and copulate an awful lot. They appear to be a decent match.

I haven’t seen the black couple yet. I’m sure it’s going to be a disaster. She’s high maintenance.

I can’t believe I’m watching this mess.

I’m thinking Doc Emrick. IN-CREDIBLE!

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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