Publicity. It Ain’t Always Good

Did you see where Jerry & Stephen Jones got some more publicity by taking photos with some skanks?

How’s that working out?

I know, there’s talk of extortion plots, the skrippers Jones bought are saying they are victims too — apparently being caught in pictures with the Cowboys owner and being pushed all over the Internet are not good for skrippers careers — and how this is harmless. Then it turns out the NFL’s head of officiating was with Jones when this whole thing was going down outside a nightclub on the Sunset Strip. Along with the biased Jay Glazer, no wonder he has nothing bad to say about your consistently mediocre team.

Other NFL teams are upset now that this became public. Apparently other teams did not know the way to get calls going your way is to have the head of officials get liquored up and presented with women who would do anything for money.

Having officials on your side is the easiest way from consistent mediocrity to 9-7. Hey wait a minute! No change.

No Cowboys players were involved.

Someone please tell Jerry not all publicity is good. It’s damned embarrassing. If people besides Cowboys apologists already think you’re a joke, and you’re trying to get publicity by being stupid, where does that get you? People should start to think they are really out of control, but they won’t. Local Cowboys apologists denied anything untoward happened.that’s why Jones will always have them in his back pocket. Along with their dollars.

I’m sure Commissioner Goodell is really pleased with this. He’ll end up doing … nothing. After all, it is Jerry Jones, and the Commissioner is Jones lapdog. He does whatever Jones wants. Jones wasn’t getting hopped-up and driving either, like another NFL owner. Oh well. The head of officiating is going to have to take the brunt of punishment for this.

Too funny. People on TMZ are making jokes out of The Joneses:

I just saw a couple of gross pix of the old man and a couple of girls/wannabes/famehores. It was probably on the same bus. Gross. And I have a better chance of walking on the moon than the Cowboys do of winning the Super Bowl as long as he’s in charge.

Ha, ha. The only good result was it deflects attention away from his team’s defense.

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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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