College Football Playoff Rankings

Before we talk about the CFP rankings, I just wanted to mention the East Texas woman who had a significant breast reduction. In fact, her breast reduction was from 36NNN to … less. Her surgeon said it was like she was carrying three basketballs around.

We’re not joking. When a woman is having breast issues, it’s a big deal because it affects her physically and emotionally. I had a friend with large breasts and it was very painful for her. She had serious back problems. If you saw the pictures, she’s obviously not happy about the situation. She looks very happy now.

It’s always pissed me off when men … usually losers … point out a woman’s breasts and either make fun of/oogle them. Ya’ll need to stop. And no, it’s not like your miniature equipment.

Now to the ridiculousness of the college football playoffs. I hear where there’s no SEC bias. I also hear where there’s no problem if you’re in the Top 4. I know better than to believe the former; the latter is true.

The problem with the top 4 isn’t where you are in it; it’s staying in it.

Florida State dropped in the rankings from 2 to 3, despite winning each game, and being on a 25-game winning streak. One of my colleagues stated it doesn’t matter, since they aren’t playing these games home/away and 2 would play 3 anyway. Here’s my issue with it: Florida State, the defending national champion is undefeated and ranked 3rd. Meanwhile, a team that’s historically done nothing (and is destined to lose to Alabama this coming weekend) is rated 1st, despite not yet having played Alabama. Meanwhile, Alabama wins out and they are going to be somewhere between 1 and 4. They’ll likely be #1 even if Oregon and Florida State win the rest of their games. They’ll play either Baylor, TCU, Arizona State or some other one-loss team. I know, you are all hoping it’s not Ohio State. I also know many of you are not pulling for Florida State. You want to see Jameis Winston fail because he’s a douche. One thing’s for sure: They are absolutely dead if they lose a game, unless everyone else loses. I mean, like the other three teams and Alabama.

Did you know Nebraska is 8-1? Did you also know Nebraska is ranked 16th in the CFP rankings? Seven two-loss teams are ranked directly above them. A three-loss team (LSU) is directly behind them. Nebraska should give thanks for the Big Ten’s football acumen. For education, the Big Ten is great. For college football, not so much.

About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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