Monthly Archives: December 2014

Wishing for Injuries and Karmic Retribution

One of our contributors, a fan of the San Francisco 49ers, mentioned he’d like to see players on teams opposing the niners┬áto get hurt. I thought that was unconscionable. Until I found the niners fan was not unique. I talked … Continue reading

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Gang of Four Predictions

I just wrote I wasn’t going to make any predictions on the college football playoff. Here we go: 1 Alabama vs 4 Ohio State: Nick Saban vs Urban Meyer, two longtime college football powerhouses. Ohio State seems to be able … Continue reading

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TCU’s Bitterness and The Committee’s Mistake

While at work today, actually tuned away from the biased Fox News to watch the Peach Bowl. It was 21-0 in the first half, and I could already sense we’re going to see an eight team playoff soon enough. TCU … Continue reading

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To Cincinnati Bengals Fan

Hi, BengalsFan; I’m sure you’re watching your team tonight, and you’re too busy watching it to read blog posts. I am concerned about your team tonight. Are you happy with Andy Dalton? Does he look like the leader who’s going … Continue reading

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Quick Lane Bowl

Are you watching the Quick Lane Bowl? With the score 40-14, it’s clear: Rutgers is okay and North Carolina is garbage. I’ve always wondered how the ACC destroys football programs. With the exception of Florida State, every single football program … Continue reading

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30 For 30: Brian Bosworth

I’m digging this 30 for 30 on Brian Bosworth. Bosworth distinguishes between “Brian” and “The Boz”. Brian is the guy who played football because he loved the game. The Boz is a character, a thing trying to maximize value from … Continue reading

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Knicks Suck

Couldn’t care less whether they win, or even play at all today: the Knicks suck, organizationally and as a team. I have no idea why they brought back Carmelo Anthony, since he was all about the money … only. Anthony … Continue reading

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