My God, Donald Trump has the worst hair in humanity.
Have you noticed all BSP posts are starting to run a common theme?
I own some property south of here. Today, I arrived out there and found two of my game cameras had been stolen. Stolen by criminals, not people who needed something, not people who wanted a meal, criminals. They are unlikely to be found, but I hope they die horrible deaths. and soon. There’s no excuse for being a criminal. That being the case, I had to stay out there late while I set traps that hopefully will kill them if they come back.
I heard about the Dallas game, where apparently they brought their own officials. Are you surprised? Actually I feel for Dallas since they aren’t getting the respect they deserve. America’s Team could be the team that ends the Broncos love fest with America, so I have no argument with them. At least not many arguments with them.
Imagine. I dislike Denver THAT much where the hated Cowboys are actually liked and respected. All of them, except Rolando McClain, Josh Brent and Jerry Jones. Brent’s a murderer, McClain is a criminal; Jones is the (alleged) sexual assaulter who is never going to get his just deserts … prison. The rest of the Cowboys are just pieces of plastic, including quarterback Tony Romo.
Anyway, history’s biggest douchefest is undoubtedly Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice 2015.
It’s hard to imagine finding this many douchbags and putting them in a single location. Heck, Donald Trump probably can win Douche of Forever award by himself; imagine tossing in Terrell Owens, a bunch of other black and white divas, Gilbert Gottfried — possessor of the worst voice in human history, and some other over-the-top igits. They’re all made up, and they’re all looking good, but they are super-douches. Incredible, interplanetary super-douches. They think they are the Milky Way’s core. Unfortunately, the reality is the core of the Milky Way is a gigantic black hole where not even light escapes. Kenya Moore from Real Housewives of Atlanta is pretty hot, and not shy about showing off her glorious assets. Keshia Knight-Pulliam looks like she’s about to cry and the women did well. What? The men’s team won this event? Stunner. Their pies were crap. The women are going to go stab each other in the back. Better that than in their glorious hearts.
Celebrity Apprentice is for people who enjoy train wrecks. So I’ll continue to watch for the time being.