Biggest Douchefest In History

My God, Donald Trump has the worst hair in humanity.

Have you noticed all BSP posts are starting to run a common theme?

I own some property south of here. Today, I arrived out there and found two of my game cameras had been stolen. Stolen by criminals, not people who needed something, not people who wanted a meal, criminals. They are unlikely to be found, but I hope they die horrible deaths. and soon. There’s no excuse for being a criminal. That being the case, I had to stay out there late while I set traps that hopefully will kill them if they come back.

I heard about the Dallas game, where apparently they brought their own officials. Are you surprised? Actually I feel for Dallas since they aren’t getting the respect they deserve. America’s Team could be the team that ends the Broncos love fest with America, so I have no argument with them. At least not many arguments with them.

Imagine. I dislike Denver THAT much where the hated Cowboys are actually liked and respected. All of them, except Rolando McClain, Josh Brent and Jerry Jones. Brent’s a murderer, McClain is a criminal; Jones is the (alleged) sexual assaulter who is never going to get his just deserts … prison. The rest of the Cowboys are just pieces of plastic, including quarterback Tony Romo.

Anyway, history’s biggest douchefest is undoubtedly Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice 2015.

The first task of the season turns into a battle of the sexes, as the men take on the women in a restaurant challenge.

It’s hard to imagine finding this many douchbags and putting them in a single location. Heck, Donald Trump probably can win Douche of Forever award by himself; imagine tossing in Terrell Owens, a bunch of other black and white divas, Gilbert Gottfried — possessor of the worst voice in human history, and some other over-the-top igits. They’re all made up, and they’re all looking good, but they are super-douches. Incredible, interplanetary super-douches. They think they are the Milky Way’s core. Unfortunately, the reality is the core of the Milky Way is a gigantic black hole where not even light escapes. Kenya Moore from Real Housewives of Atlanta is pretty hot, and not shy about showing off her glorious assets. Keshia Knight-Pulliam looks like she’s about to cry and the women did well. What? The men’s team won this event? Stunner. Their pies were crap. The women are going to go stab each other in the back. Better that than in their glorious hearts.

Celebrity Apprentice is for people who enjoy train wrecks. So I’ll continue to watch for the time being.



About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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