During the day here, they replay old Cheaters episodes on the CW35. One of those old episodes was the Porsche Ellis episode. Porsche Ellis is one of the best episodes of Cheaters ever, because it was clear early on she had accepted the role of combatant. Porsche was missing girly fingernails and polish.
Meanwhile, Porsche’s boyfriend, Lynn Davidson, was cheating with another woman whom he was a “personal trainer.” This woman thought she could fight, which proved not to be the truth.
Porsche simmered inside the Cheaters-mobile during Joey Greco’s debrief. Cheaters catches up with the couple in a park, where all hell breaks loose. Porsche comes off the bench and starts brawling, punching Lynn several times. Eventually, he breaks away and runs for a while, but stops where she handcuffs him.
You read that right, handcuffed him, and started walking him back to their parked cars. It gets even better, as the other woman begins questioning Porsche’s method of detaining her boyfriend.
After a lengthy verbal altercation, Porsche and the other woman get into a hair snatching battle. The other woman can’t quite grab Porsche’s hair, but Porsche snatches the woman’s weave, destroying it.
After the show ended, Porsche got back together with the dude Lynn, despite the documentation.
Cheaters: It’s excellent programming.