Porsche Ellis: A Cheaters Legend

During the day here, they replay old Cheaters episodes on the CW35. One of those old episodes was the Porsche Ellis episode. Porsche Ellis is one of the best episodes of Cheaters ever, because it was clear early on she had accepted the role of combatant. Porsche was missing girly fingernails and polish.

Meanwhile, Porsche’s boyfriend, Lynn Davidson, was cheating with another woman whom he was a “personal trainer.” This woman thought she could fight, which proved not to be the truth.

Porsche simmered inside the Cheaters-mobile during Joey Greco’s debrief. Cheaters catches up with the couple in a park, where all hell breaks loose. Porsche comes off the bench and starts brawling, punching Lynn several times. Eventually, he breaks away and runs for a while, but stops where she handcuffs him.

You read that right, handcuffed him, and started walking him back to their parked cars. It gets even better, as the other woman begins questioning Porsche’s method of detaining her boyfriend.

After a lengthy verbal altercation, Porsche and the other woman get into a hair snatching battle. The other woman can’t quite grab Porsche’s hair, but Porsche snatches the woman’s weave, destroying it.

After the show ended, Porsche got back together with the dude Lynn, despite the documentation.

Cheaters: It’s excellent programming.

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I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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