I’m watching the Bachelor. I cringe. Then I watch more. It’s like the runaway train headed towards the 18 wheeler stuck on the tracks.
They just brought out 22-year old blonde twins from Las Vegas. And now a pony just came in, and I think it just peed. I don’t know because I was typing this.
This shit’s weird. I’m thinking about how screwed up these chicks are, then I think how messed up I am for watching it.