Monthly Archives: January 2016

The Bachelor is Back

I’m watching the Bachelor. I cringe. Then I watch more. It’s like the runaway train headed towards the 18 wheeler stuck on the tracks. They just brought out 22-year old blonde twins from Las Vegas. And now a pony just … Continue reading

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Making A Murderer

Photo by Associated Press. Have you watched it? What do you think? Here’s my take on it: Steven Avery is probably guilty of murdering Teresa Halbach, but the police wanted to make sure he was guilty. Brendan Dassey is possibly … Continue reading

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