In between Black Friday events, I’m watching DVRed Maury’s.
Sherry just found out her 19-year old son has a child with her former neighbor, 30-plus year old Lakeisha. Sherry claimed her son was sleeping with the woman when he was 17, and Lakeisha should be arrested. She also stated Lakeisha had been with another man when she started sleeping with her son.
Sherry, who told Maury she’d be a good grandmother, totally lost it after finding out the truth. The truth being that her son’s life has just been ruined by this woman who doesn’t appear to have much going on. Sherry says he’s going to spend his life babysitting. Um, this chick Lakeisha had total control over the “relationship” and probably wanted to get pregnant. 30-year old Lakeisha got pregnant by a teenager, likely by her own choice. Think about that for a minute.
Sherry wanted her son to go into the Navy. The son claims its all his mother’s idea. Maury told him if that’s what he wants to do, don’t give up on it. Hell, as selective as the services can be now, that dream — regardless of who initiated it — is over. I suspect he doesn’t have Harvard, Yale or Stanford as alternatives. So what’s he gonna do now?
Maury is pretending this is good news. Even the audience is getting in on the wonders of Lakeisha’s child. BSP knows it’s horrible, a total disaster for the young man. He’s so incredibly naive. The kid is probably going to go on welfare until Trump/Ryan get rid of it.
I’ve got to go get into line now.