Next Time, Pick a Better Role Model

Was just watching some WWE tonight. Saw a woman by the name of Nia Jax totally destroy a woman named Scarlett making her debut on Raw. Scarlett claimed Sasha Banks was her role model.

What, you thought I’d be watching the Cowboys? Guess again.

Anyway, this woman, Nia Jax just mauled this woman, this little woman, from the start of the match. It looked like Kalichi Ossemele just shove around a defensive lineman from a team to remain unnamed. At the end of the match, Jax shoved Scarlett’s pretty little face into the mat. She then took the mike and stated:

“Next time, pick a better role model.”

I haven’t laughed that hard since last night, when Al Michaels said how bad the niners were.

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About bittersportspills

I love sports. I don't love the hype, homerism, ratings talk, self-important egomaniacs, bias or any of the other nonsense you get with the national media. Nor will you get the two clowns on sports talk radio who stage phony arguments. It doesn't make it entertaining. It makes it time to turn on your iPod and jam instead of listening to white noise generators. This is the sports blog for you, the ones who don't like everything Los Angeles or New York. Just because the sporting media is based there doesn't mean we have to like their teams. We do treat them fairly, though. That means if one of those cities has an average QB who plays particularly well...we'll note it. If they're garbage, we'll say so. Instead of crying "why, why, why" like a certain sports media homer did in his radio broadcast. This isn't my job...I have a real one. Nevertheless, I'll post here when I make an observation. Common sense in sports is nearly dead. Now we're attempting to bring it back.
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