Category Archives: Beauty Pageants

As competitive as professional sports, beauty pageants have hardly any rules, lots of cheating, smack talking, fake attitudes, douchebaggery, subjective judging and money involved. The contestants are usually smoking hot, too. Donald Trump is part of one. We figure beauty pageants are pretty low down, therefore they have a place in bittersportspills.

Miss Universe’s Proud Parents

Posted on December 22, 2012 by

Did you see the Miss Universe pageant? Olivia Culpo of Rhode Island won the Miss Universe title. She is the first Miss USA to win that title in 15 years. Even though Miss Brazil is usually number one in our … Continue reading →

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Transgender Beauty Pageant Candidate?

Posted on May 20, 2012 by

I was looking at CNN and I saw an article saying there’s a transgender beauty pageant candidate. Rather, there was a transgender beauty pageant candidate. In Canada, nonetheless, for the Miss Universe title. It did not win. Are you kidding … Continue reading →

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Addition and Deletion of Categories

Posted on March 11, 2012 by

The Great Duke Good Guy Fantasy inspired me to add a category: Fantasy.  Fantasy is a trip the Sports Media takes us on. For example…the Great Duke Good Guy Fantasy. How about the Great Peyton Manning As a Teammate Fantasy; … Continue reading →

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NBA All-Star Game

Posted on February 26, 2012 by

Disturbingly enough, this All-Star game is exciting. At least in the first half, where Dwayne Wade’s sidekick, Blake Griffith and a number of other players exchanged thunderous dunks. Now in the fourth quarter, the West is killing the East, it’s … Continue reading →

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Blake Griffin’s Dunk

Posted on February 1, 2012 by

Here it is. Appreciate it for what it’s worth: Wow, those broadcasters sure are excited. They’re still talking about it in tonight’s Clippers-Jazz game. It’s so awesome! So tell me: It must have been worth 20 points. No, 24 points? … Continue reading →

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Miss Universe, 2011 =The Winner

Posted on September 13, 2011 by

The Miss Universe title goes to Leila Lopes, of Angola. I’m frankly stunned she won, although she is very beautiful. Here’s a look at the top 15: Now, you’ll notice I didn’t mention her. I don’t remember seeing her, and … Continue reading →

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Miss Universe, 2011

Posted on September 12, 2011 by

Tonight, my favorite team is playing, against my least favorite team. The Dolphins play the Patriots, a team I enjoy watching, in the other game. Why am I not tuned into that game? The Miss Universe pageant is on, silly! … Continue reading →

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JJ Barea’s Greatest Season

Posted on May 12, 2011 by

I couldn’t care less about JJ Barea, but the linked article claims there’s a reason why he’s having a great year. His girlfriend might have something to do with it: Zuleyka Rivera. Are you kidding me? This woman is dealing … Continue reading →

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“Before They Were Stars” Beauty Pageant

Posted on April 1, 2011 by

We know beauty pageants are hard fought contests, much like an NHL Stanley Cup finals game 5 with the series tied 2-2. But these moments are rather enjoyable. Watch these competitors: I never knew Halle Berry was a Miss Universe … Continue reading →

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