Category Archives: Consumerism

Latest Cruise

About 18 months ago, I booked a cruise while on board a cruise. My intent was to sail aboard the Carnival Breeze and eat Guy Fieri’s burgers. That’s it. That was my only goal, besides getting roasted on a nightly … Continue reading

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┬áBlack Friday, Military Style

I can hardly get my wife to go Black Friday shopping. Recently, I’ve succeeded in getting her to go to Wal-Mart. She draws the line at military stores. They are simply not set up for high volume shopping. Today, I … Continue reading

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Did We Mention Black Friday?

Now that our bitter post on the NFL is done, onto some fun stuff! As longtime BSP followers know, I’m a big fan of BLACK FRIDAY. Not so much a fan of BLACK THURSDAY, a portion of which is spent … Continue reading

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Panhandling and How We Treat Each Other

I live in South Texas in a city with a reputation for helping people. For example, San Antonio set aside a building on Port San Antonio for refugees from Hurricane Katrina. I know how labor-intensive that effort was, because I … Continue reading

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Directv’s Immobility

Ok, I bought this Directv dish from an unnamed company with the word “Oasis” in their name, so I could take television mobile. You know, so I could get the programming I pay a ridiculous amount of money to receive, … Continue reading

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How to Remove your Garbage Disposal and Install a new Badger 5

Have you ever had your garbage disposal mess up on you, and the damn thing decides never to work again? YouTube has your solution. Sarah of Sarah’s Home Improvement and Health shows you how to replace your garbage disposal: Actually, … Continue reading

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┬áSuper Bowl 50 and the Alternate Reality

I’m can’t do it. I’m not going to do it. While you all will be in front of your TVs watching “The Good Guys” (idiot Broncos fan terminology for their favorite football team) play the Carolina Panthers, I’m going to … Continue reading

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