Category Archives: Douchetastic

Douchetastic is a special term, reserved for the worst sort of douchebags. Politicians, certain clergy and media members fit into the douchetastic regime.

RV Snobbery

As you all know, I have a travel trailer. It’s occasionally referred to as a “bumper pull.” I let the guy who referred to my travel trailer as a “bumper pull” that I didn’t care what he thought of it. … Continue reading

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Jerry Jones in the Pro Football Hall of Fame

That’s right. He made it. Not into the talking Hall of Fame but the professional football Hall of Fame. Likely due to the Dallas Morning News and relentless ass kissing on their part. You may all laugh out loud.  Who’s … Continue reading

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Wilbon Speaks Undeniable Truths

Ya’ll know I can’t stand Wilbon. In fact, his Chicago homerism inspired our “homerism” tag on this blog, along with use of the word “toadyism.” Today, I turned on PTI then the batteries died in the remote. So I’m trying … Continue reading

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Mike Tomlin’s Postgame Speech

Did you, like everyone did, Antonio Brown capturing Mike Tomlin calling the New England Patriots “assholes?” http://deadspin.com/antonio-brown-livestreams-mike-tomlin-calling-the-patri-1791251582 That makes me laugh. Another thing that made me laugh was sports media’s outrage at the various comments.  Hell, everyone in the AFC … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Hope you and your family are having a great Thanksgiving. Now let’s talk about Thursday Football. I was just reading an interview with John Madden. He was asked about the NFL’s declining TV ratings: “Just look at the list of … Continue reading

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Cam Newton is Getting Beaten Up

Just saw the NBC pregame for tonight’s NFC East snoozefest. Cam Newton spoke up about getting hit. Of course, this is the NFL where everyone except Tom Brady gets hit, but Cam Newton is taking a ton of physical abuse … Continue reading

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Turrible

I’m watching this Jacksonville – Tennessee game. The Jags are bad, and they are on Thursday Night Football! That’s a combustible mix! Of course, I watched them play the Raiders Sunday. The Jags kind of hung in there for a … Continue reading

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