Category Archives: Phillip Rivers Douchery

What is Phillip Rivers douchery? A douchery above and beyond the level of normal douchery. It’s when a person realizes they are a douche, and revels in it. They live to be the biggest douche possible.

Hiding Disasters

Ok, I’m reading about New England and their “deflating” the football during the AFC conference championship game. People, especially major sports media like Mike and Mike filleted the Patriots for destroying Indianapolis while using partially inflated footballs. In fact, some … Continue reading

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Wishing for Injuries and Karmic Retribution

One of our contributors, a fan of the San Francisco 49ers, mentioned he’d like to see players on teams opposing the niners┬áto get hurt. I thought that was unconscionable. Until I found the niners fan was not unique. I talked … Continue reading

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56-0: What does it mean to you?

Last night’s Buccaneers – Falcons game was 56-0 at the end of the third quarter. Many of you were thinking, I don’t want to watch this horrible game. BSP, being a Raiders fan was thinking “WTF, this could have been … Continue reading

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Johnny Football To Practice With 1st String

Saw on ProFootballTalk where Kyle Shanahan is going to give Johnny Manziel time with Cleveland’s first string. BSP wants to know if it was Shanahan making that decision, or was it “Coach Shanahan, Mr. Haslem is on line 1”? Meanwhile, … Continue reading

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Cleveland’s Good News and Bad News

Did you see the NFL Draft last night? If you’re a Cleveland Browns fan, it was an interesting night. They trade down, pick up a #1 next year from a bad team; move around to get the players they want. … Continue reading

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Seattle versus Denver

Have you heard? There’s going to be two weeks before the Super Bowl. Do you think we’ll hear from Richard Sherman and Peyton Manning? Sounds good, right? Maybe to you–America enjoys hype–but not me. I dig pervasive silence, but I … Continue reading

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2013 NFL Coach of the Year

Saw ProFootballTalk comments on the NFL’s coach of the year. Their coach of the year is Ron Rivera of the Carolina Panthers. Came into the season on the hot seat, ended up nearly getting fired after a 1-3 start, but … Continue reading

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