Category Archives: Phillip Rivers Douchery

What is Phillip Rivers douchery? A douchery above and beyond the level of normal douchery. It’s when a person realizes they are a douche, and revels in it. They live to be the biggest douche possible.

Hiding Disasters

Posted on January 21, 2015 by bittersportspills

Ok, I’m reading about New England and their “deflating” the football during the AFC conference championship game. People, especially major sports media like Mike and Mike filleted the Patriots for destroying Indianapolis while using partially inflated footballs. In fact, some … Continue reading →

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Wishing for Injuries and Karmic Retribution

Posted on December 31, 2014 by bittersportspills

One of our contributors, a fan of the San Francisco 49ers, mentioned he’d like to see players on teams opposing the niners to get hurt. I thought that was unconscionable. Until I found the niners fan was not unique. I talked … Continue reading →

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56-0: What does it mean to you?

Posted on September 20, 2014 by bittersportspills

Last night’s Buccaneers – Falcons game was 56-0 at the end of the third quarter. Many of you were thinking, I don’t want to watch this horrible game. BSP, being a Raiders fan was thinking “WTF, this could have been … Continue reading →

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Johnny Football To Practice With 1st String

Posted on July 31, 2014 by bittersportspills

Saw on ProFootballTalk where Kyle Shanahan is going to give Johnny Manziel time with Cleveland’s first string. BSP wants to know if it was Shanahan making that decision, or was it “Coach Shanahan, Mr. Haslem is on line 1”? Meanwhile, … Continue reading →

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Cleveland’s Good News and Bad News

Posted on May 9, 2014 by bittersportspills

Did you see the NFL Draft last night? If you’re a Cleveland Browns fan, it was an interesting night. They trade down, pick up a #1 next year from a bad team; move around to get the players they want. … Continue reading →

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Seattle versus Denver

Posted on January 19, 2014 by bittersportspills

Have you heard? There’s going to be two weeks before the Super Bowl. Do you think we’ll hear from Richard Sherman and Peyton Manning? Sounds good, right? Maybe to you–America enjoys hype–but not me. I dig pervasive silence, but I … Continue reading →

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2013 NFL Coach of the Year

Posted on January 11, 2014 by bittersportspills

Saw ProFootballTalk comments on the NFL’s coach of the year. Their coach of the year is Ron Rivera of the Carolina Panthers. Came into the season on the hot seat, ended up nearly getting fired after a 1-3 start, but … Continue reading →

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Today’s NFL Predictions

Posted on January 5, 2014 by bittersportspills

Today we have San Diego at Cincinnati; San Francisco at Green Bay. San Diego has Phillip “Douchebag” Rivers, a playoff-experienced quarterback who has had some postseason success. We call Phillip Rivers “douchebag” due to his earlier battles with Jay Cutler, … Continue reading →

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Houston – San Antonio, Christmas Day

Posted on December 27, 2013 by bittersportspills

I got tickets to the Houston – San Antonio game on Wednesday. Actually, they weren’t just tickets, they were prime seats along with access to a suite. My wife won them at her job. That means, BSP got to see … Continue reading →

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Goodbye to the Bears

Posted on December 26, 2013 by bittersportspills

I wrote this post on the 26th, and I don’t know why it didn’t get posted: In other words, Aaron Rodgers is back, and it’s not to play marbles. The Bears season officially will come to an end Sunday afternoon … Continue reading →

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