Category Archives: Celebrity Wannabe

Someone who wants desperately to be a celebrity, and are willing to humiliate themselves in the process. Celebrity wannabes typically become infamous, mostly for showing up in a video looking…bad.

Jerry Jones in the Pro Football Hall of Fame

That’s right. He made it. Not into the talking Hall of Fame but the professional football Hall of Fame. Likely due to the Dallas Morning News and relentless ass kissing on their part. You may all laugh out loud.  Who’s … Continue reading

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Jerry Jones has no business in the Pro Football Hall of Fame

It’s November 5th, and I was reading an August 23d column of MMQB. In particular, a fan’s comments to MMQB regarding Jones’ Hall of Fame candidacy: I am a big fan, but I feel I need to point out how … Continue reading

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Kaepernick’s National Anthem Protest

Here at BSP’s HQ, we believe strongly in freedom of expression. We see now where niners QB Colin Kaepernick is expressing his distaste with the way things are by sitting during the national anthem: “I am not going to stand … Continue reading

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Catfish: The TV Show

I’m down with back problems. I can barely move without my fantastic medications, so I’m lying in bed. The Cat walks by and steps on the remote.  Here comes “Catfish: The TV Show.” I’m figuring this has got to be … Continue reading

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Alaska Bush People

I used to want to believe it’s true. A family living off the grid and surviving in the wilds of Alaska. Then I realized the show is total nonsense. I watched Friday night’s show to tie it to Twitter. By … Continue reading

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30 for 30: The Juice

I so enjoyed the first installment of the “O.J. Simpson Made in America” series. That dude had some wheels. The one thing I didn’t like was the short shrift they gave his NFL career. They made a big deal out … Continue reading

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Ben to marry Lauren B?

You saw “The Bachelor” finale where Ben proposed to Lauren B? Now did Ben drag his pastor out here to mess this up with no wedding? At least JoJo came away with The Bachelorette. She deserves it.

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