Category Archives: Drink

Latest Cruise

About 18 months ago, I booked a cruise while on board a cruise. My intent was to sail aboard the Carnival Breeze and eat Guy Fieri’s burgers. That’s it. That was my only goal, besides getting roasted on a nightly … Continue reading

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Camping on a Whim Gets You …

Yesterday while I was at work, I texted my wife and asked her if she wanted to go camping. Of course she wanted to go. I asked her to pack a bag, pick a place and we’d go when I … Continue reading

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The Ups and Downs of Air Travel

Despite having been in the United States Air Force … the greatest air force in human history … for over 20 years, I hate flying. I hate that I actually have some idea what is happening in the air, what … Continue reading

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Reggie McKenzie, face the music

Hey, Raiders fans: If you haven’t noticed … and St. Tony and Dirty/cheater/criminal Rodney Harrison remind you each and every Sunday … the Raiders are winless, 0-10. In the eyes of BSP, that’s beyond horrible. It’s a standard beyond that … Continue reading

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Todd Herzog in Deep Trouble

I thought I had posted this last week. Some of you have asked about Todd Herzog, the former Survivor winner. He had returned to Dr. Phil’s show, when he got cleaned up. He had been 112 days sober. Since then, … Continue reading

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Daniel Snyder’s Advice to Jerry Jones

  Photo from Deadspin. What advice would one terrible owner have to another? Because you read this blog, you know the two men, despite the adversarial relationship between the fan bases, are friendly with each other. So what would Daniel … Continue reading

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What does BSP dislike more than the Broncos?

You know BSP doesn’t like the Broncos. As much as I don’t like the Seahawks, I soooo hope they pummel the Donkeys in the Big Bowl Game. But there’s someone I like less than the Bronkeys: If news on Justin … Continue reading

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Survivor Winner Todd Herzog in Rehab

I saw the Dr. Phil episode with Todd Herzog, Survivor winner: Photo credit to CBS Todd Herzog won the reality show “Survivor” at the age of 22. He started drinking at the same age, and now he’s drinking 3 bottles … Continue reading

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1,000 Posts

I was thinking of writing something profound for my 1,000th post. It’s not happening. I’ve had some fun and spread some bitterness. Blogging is fun. I’m going to continue. I don’t think I’ll see 2,000 posts but why not continue? … Continue reading

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Drunken hockey player breaks in house, gets arrested

In case you didn’t know, San Antonio has an AHL hockey team. One of the players, Scott Timmins, has a real problem after getting arrested for breaking and entering: Timmins is accused of breaking into Benjamin Garza’s home on Ridgecrest. … Continue reading

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