Category Archives: Fantasy

Fantasy is something non-real; a trip the Sports Media takes us on. In their effort to gain ratings, sports media follows a sport and makes heroes/villains out of some people. A lot of times, those things just aren’t real. So lets call it Fantasy and where it resides is Fantasyland.

Are you tired of the Seahawks Yet?

They’ve never won a title. They haven’t been all that successful over their history. But my pick to win the Super Bowl, the Seattle Seahawks are quickly wearing out any possible popularity they’ve gained with their antics. From super-douchebag coach … Continue reading

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Sweetie Pie’s

I watched this season’s final episode of Sweetie Pie’s. This reality show is probably one of the worst on television. If anyone wanted to characterize the African-American family as totally dysfunctional, they could cite this show as evidence. “Miss Robbie”, … Continue reading

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No he doesn’t

I saw on SI.com where LB James wants to play an NFL game before it’s over. No he doesn’t. He just thinks he does. You see, LB James would be just another dude if he played NFL football. Okay, a … Continue reading

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Catching Up on My Trash TV

I’m going back through my Trash TV from last week. Thank you Trisha Goddard. Your disgust with your guests has never been more evident than in this episode, “Secrets Revealed: I’ve been paying your wife for love!” This was too … Continue reading

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The Mike Taylor Show

Here in San Antonio, one of the local Cowboys homers has his radio show syndicated to another Texas city. His name is Mike Taylor, and the name of the show is changed from “Sports Talk San Antonio” to “The Mike … Continue reading

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Courtney Robertson’s Doing Just Fine

I was paging through some of my favorite online trash when I saw The Bachelor’s Courtney Robertson on TMZ. Can you believe I had a video of convicted murderer Jodi Arias here? Well it’s gone. Big mistake, I apologize. Anyway, … Continue reading

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Jay Mohr: Heat Sweeps to Title?

I was listening to the unlistenable Jay Mohr yesterday. Besides being a terrible Southern California shill, a giant The Lakers homer, he said the Heat might sweep their way to a title. As in, not losing a game, going 16-0 … Continue reading

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