Category Archives: Air Travel

What Happened to the Plane?

If you haven’t heard about the mysterious disappearance of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370, you’ve been in hiding. This really pisses me off. As far as BSP is concerned, it’s a no-brainer someone commandeered the aircraft and flew it off into … Continue reading

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“The Bachelor” Producer Deals With Irate Airline Passenger

Saw where Elan Gale, producer on The Bachelor’ reality series, got into it with a passenger on a recent flight. The passenger was upset because she, “Diane” was going to miss Thanksgiving dinner with her family. Gale noted that all … Continue reading

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Self-Inviting Relatives

Guess what? I have relatives who have decided to invite themselves to our humble abode for Thanksgiving. That means they expect you to prepare a great meal for them, while you were minding your own damn business. There are certain … Continue reading

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You want to do WHAT with your cellphone?

Yet another stupid idea from the Federal Government: They’ve thinking about approving cellphone use aboard aircraft. Awful, terrible, horrible. That’s what you’d want: Someone next to you talking on the phone during your Washington DC to San Francisco flight. Five … Continue reading

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The Global Longball

I had a chat with my sister. She mentioned she’s going back to South Africa for a church visit. She loves going out there, but she’s not looking forward to the flight. It’s a seventeen (17) hour flight from Washington … Continue reading

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Asiana Flight Collides With Ground

That’s not a bad joke, that’s what the Air Force calls a “plane crash“. Two teenage girls were killed in the Asiana incident, apparently both of Chinese descent.  Both ejected from the aircraft, very sad. Also, a total hull loss … Continue reading

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Next Vacation

I wanted my wife to help out with determining where our next vacation would be. Of course, she picked the furthest and most difficult trip imaginable. She wants to go to Australia. An Australian cruise, that is. I said “is … Continue reading

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