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Baltimore -Pittsburgh

Tonight, I was thinking about how much I hated the Broncos and their phony bandwagoning fans when I realized Baltimore and Pittsburgh were playing. Yep, I allowed my hatred for everything puke blue and vomit orange to consume me. I … Continue reading

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Ray Rice’s Appeal, Muddying the Waters and the NFL’s Future

A former judge (arbiter) heard Ray Rice’s appeal. Ozzie Newsome supported Ray Rice’s version of events, according to ESPN’s sources. Mr. Goodell claimed that Rice’s statements to him were “ambiguous.” Very interesting the notes between the NFLPA and the NFL … Continue reading

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I am open all the time

I am in South Florida today, watching the Buccaneers and the Ravens. Actually I’m watching the Ravens totally destroy the Bucs. It’s now 34-0 with just over a minute gone in the second quarter, extra point pending. This is like … Continue reading

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Do You Believe Him?

I heard commissioner Roger Goodell’s comments today: He’s sorry. The same mistakes can never be repeated And unfortunately, he’s not quitting. Sad. It’s even more sad that ESPN, in an rare turn towards journalism did an “Outside the Lines” report … Continue reading

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Roger Goodell’s Punishment

Just watched the pregame for tonight’s game between Pittsburgh and Baltimore. Surprisingly enough, Bill Cowher, former Steelers head coach is picking Pittsburgh. Surprisingly enough, Deion Sanders, former Ravens player is picking Baltimore. Deion is right, Baltimore has to be desperate. … Continue reading

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Ray Rice’s Suspension and Sports Media’s Indignation

You know NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell suspended Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice for two games, due to an altercation with his then-fiance, now wife. We discussed this in our blog post “Ray Rice KO’s Fiancee.” We also correctly noted: … Continue reading

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Ray Rice KO’s Fiancee

Did you hear about Ray Rice, the Baltimore running back who allegedly got in a fight with his fiancee, knocked her out and dragged her out of an elevator (shown below) Did you also hear this gem? Source says police … Continue reading

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Did you see New England today?

Did you see the Patriots destroy the Ravens 41-7 and hurt their playoff chances badly, tonight? The Patriots jumped out to a 17-0 lead, then when the Ravens closed to 20-7, the Patriots scored the final 21 points of the … Continue reading

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Letting the Players Play

John Madden is an all-time great when it comes to pro football. He’s in the Hall-of-Fame. It comes as a huge surprise that the video game bearing his name … the Madden video game … is bastardizing the sport. Unfortunately, … Continue reading

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NFL Opening Night and a plug for Seattle

I was excited to hear about the NFL’s season opener…until the minute I found out who was playing. It was the Ravens, coming off the Super Bowl win, against the Donkeys. In Denver, of course. Sad smiley face. Immediately knew … Continue reading

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