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Porsche Ellis: A Cheaters Legend

During the day here, they replay old Cheaters episodes on the CW35. One of those old episodes was the Porsche Ellis episode. Porsche Ellis is one of the best episodes of Cheaters ever, because it was clear early on she … Continue reading

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Dr. Phil’s Sugar Babies and Daddies Show

I’m watching a DVRed Dr. Phil show. It’s about golddigging women who get money from men who want female companionship. There’s a semi-hot woman here saying she doesn’t want to give up the lifestyle of someone who gets money for … Continue reading

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Combat, Cheaters-style

Thank goodness another season of Cheaters is here for us to, uh, evaluate. We wouldn’t have something as terrific as Tommy Grand or Joey Greco coming back, but it’s still highly entertaining. Tonight, our DVRed show had an old guy … Continue reading

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Cheaters over Football

I was watching the Texans play the niners, when it quickly became unwatchable and unlistenable. Unwatchable because Matt Schaub is not even a game manager anymore; unlistenable because Al Michaels is fawning over his beloved niners. It’s 14-0 now, and … Continue reading

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Cheaters Weirdness

I’m watching a DVR’d episode of Cheaters, now hosted by Clark Gable (the real Clark Gable’s grandson!). This past weekend’s show had the usual suspects: the couple with something horribly wrong in their relationship and they fight; and the total … Continue reading

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Jeremy Kyle Show: “Is My Girlfriend Sleeping With Her Own Brother?”

One of the Jeremy Kyle shows I kept on the DVR was the one, “Is My Girlfriend Sleeping With Her Own Brother?” It’s so crushing I had to watch it again. The girl’s son, who is developmentally challenged told the … Continue reading

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Bitter Pills for a CIA Director

Today, I spoke with one of my colleagues about the abrupt resignation of Mr. David Petraeus as CIA Director. My colleague worked for then-General Petraeus in Baghdad. He was floored, and didn’t believe it until Petraeus resigned. My colleague simply … Continue reading

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