Tag Archives: Cincinnati Bengals

To Cincinnati Bengals Fan

Hi, BengalsFan; I’m sure you’re watching your team tonight, and you’re too busy watching it to read blog posts. I am concerned about your team tonight. Are you happy with Andy Dalton? Does he look like the leader who’s going … Continue reading

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Bengals Fan gets reward, Saints fan gets ball and bag

Did you see this? In Sunday’s Bengals domination over the Saints, when Jermaine Gresham scores on a 1-yard pass, he goes over to the stands and tosses the ball to a Bengals fan. Instead, Saints fan Tony Williams grabs the … Continue reading

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Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks

Are you watching the Browns … the BROWNS … bulldoze the Cincinnati Bengals at Cincinnati? At the end of the third quarter, it’s 23-3 Cleveland, and it hardly seems if there’s a way they can blow this game. Brian Hoyer, … Continue reading

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Today’s NFL Predictions

Today we have San Diego at Cincinnati; San Francisco at Green Bay. San Diego has Phillip “Douchebag” Rivers, a playoff-experienced quarterback who has had some postseason success. We call Phillip Rivers “douchebag” due to his earlier battles with Jay Cutler, … Continue reading

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Palmer Lays Waste to Oakland

In case you’ve been in a cave, Carson Palmer is now an Arizona Cardinal. He’ll have the most talented receiver in football, Larry Fitzgerald, to throw to. But he’s still Carson Palmer. Back in October 2011, when idiot coach Hue … Continue reading

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A Question for Houston Texans Fans

Are you really comfortable going to New England next weekend? Or are you getting out your “we really tried hard, but we’re just not good enough to play with the Big Boys” signs for the return from the airport? Judging … Continue reading

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