Tag Archives: Dallas Mavericks

Mavericks want to Retire Tyson Chandler’s Number?

Ok, I get it. A guy helped you win a title, and you’ve done nothing else since then. We see where Rick Carlisle believes the Mavericks should retire Tyson Chandler’s number. The guy has two seasons with the team, spent … Continue reading

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De Andre Jordan

Unless you’ve been in hiding, you know DeAndre Jordan consented to play basketball for the Dallas Mavericks, then ended up signing a contract (which is really the only thing that matters) and going back to the Los Angeles Clippers. Jordan … Continue reading

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Houston – Dallas

I just watched Dwight Howard grab an off-line pass and throw down an amazing dunk. Houston has Dallas down 0-3 in the series. They are going to close out the Mavericks tonight in what we thought was going to be … Continue reading

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Oh, by the NBA Way…

You saw in our prior post how LB James went to Cleveland, leaving South Beach. There are lots of rumors going down; there are some moves being made around the rest of the league. Miami’s trying to recover. They signed … Continue reading

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Shark Tank

Mark Cuban is leaving our list of dbags because of one simple statement on Shark Tank: “The first 615 times I tried beer, I didn’t like the taste…” So I wanted to know what beer he had on attempt 616? … Continue reading

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No Spurs, No

Here’s a harsh reality check for my friends and colleagues here in San Antonio: The Spurs season ends roughly 22 hours from now. Unfortunately for them, Dallas has figured out a formula to beat San Antonio: stay close and make … Continue reading

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