Tag Archives: ESPN douchery

The ESPY’s

Are you watching the ESPYs? I, as a dedicated sports fan am NOT. As a matter of fact, ESPN is a big portion of what’s wrong with sports. Their phony awards mean nothing. Sorry, you can’t even make me think … Continue reading

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The Lakers are Garbage

Did you see The Lakers last night? No mistaking it. The Lakers are flat-out garbage. I’m watching SportsCenter for the first time in forever, and The Lakers stink like a ton of used fish wrap sitting in the midsummer Death … Continue reading

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On Field Officials: Hey, Lets Give the Jets a Win

Sorry Jets fans…both of you located outside the greater New York area. Officials gave you a win today. That overtime call against New England…you know, the call that no one else ever gets is directly responsible for you claiming a … Continue reading

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