Tag Archives: Golden Tate

Golden Tate Calls out Jim Schwartz

This I find amusing, even more so because he’s right: Golden Tate, the wide receiver we called out on this blog for being a total bag, refers to Jim Schwartz’s being carried off the field after last Sunday’s Buffalo win … Continue reading

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Seattle versus Denver

Have you heard? There’s going to be two weeks before the Super Bowl. Do you think we’ll hear from Richard Sherman and Peyton Manning? Sounds good, right? Maybe to you–America enjoys hype–but not me. I dig pervasive silence, but I … Continue reading

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Are you tired of the Seahawks Yet?

They’ve never won a title. They haven’t been all that successful over their history. But my pick to win the Super Bowl, the Seattle Seahawks are quickly wearing out any possible popularity they’ve gained with their antics. From super-douchebag coach … Continue reading

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