Tag Archives: NFL playoffs

Houston at New England

Isn’t it difficult to believe? It’s the 4th quarter of an NFL Divisional Playoff and the Texans actually have a chance to do something at New England. It’s 24-16 and … Brock Osweiller just threw a pick. New England now … Continue reading

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Ndamukong Suh to Miami

So, Ndamukong Suh is going to the Dolphins.  It’s a coup, a huge move for that franchise, picking up a player of that caliber.  They are going over the numbers now, but he’s going to sign with the Dolphins. The … Continue reading

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San Francisco at Carolina

Not a huge fan of the Panthers. Certainly not a fan of the niners at all. But I’m really looking forward to their matchup this Sunday. This is shaping up to be a take-no-prisoners battle between two run-the-ball, stop-the-run, rush-the-passer … Continue reading

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Today’s NFL Predictions

Today we have San Diego at Cincinnati; San Francisco at Green Bay. San Diego has Phillip “Douchebag” Rivers, a playoff-experienced quarterback who has had some postseason success. We call Phillip Rivers “douchebag” due to his earlier battles with Jay Cutler, … Continue reading

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Sorry, Chiefers

Did you see the Chiefs come from 28 points ahead to fall to Indianapolis, 45-44 on a 64-yard touchdown pass from Andrew Luck to T.Y. Hilton with 4:22 left? A miraculous comeback, with the Colts trailing as much as 38-10 … Continue reading

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Romo Out? Chew on those words, BSP

It’s what happens when you run your mouth and have no idea what you’re talking about. You know, like REAL sports casters. Yeah, I said there’s no way Romo was going to miss this game. But he is, exponentially helping … Continue reading

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Did you see New England today?

Did you see the Patriots destroy the Ravens 41-7 and hurt their playoff chances badly, tonight? The Patriots jumped out to a 17-0 lead, then when the Ravens closed to 20-7, the Patriots scored the final 21 points of the … Continue reading

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niners fans, are you comfortable?

Did you see San Francisco’s win over the Seattle Seahawks? If you’re a niners fan, aren’t you comfortable with that win? You know, after getting mauled in their first meeting in Seattle this season, aren’t you good to go now … Continue reading

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Pondering Ponder

Christian Ponder, the Minnesota quarterback sat out the playoff game against Green Bay. Of course, Joe Webb started after not having thrown a single pass this past season and was dismal in Green Bay’s 24-10 victory last night. Here’s the … Continue reading

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A Question for Houston Texans Fans

Are you really comfortable going to New England next weekend? Or are you getting out your “we really tried hard, but we’re just not good enough to play with the Big Boys” signs for the return from the airport? Judging … Continue reading

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