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The Washington Capitals WON The Stanley Cup

After a 44-year drought, the Washington Capitals have won the Stanley Cup for the 2017-18 NHL season. A few things you need to know about the Capitals winning the Stanley Cup: There are two Capitals fan bases: the California Golden … Continue reading

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Team Canada to Ice Gold Medal

Anything can happen in hockey, as we well know. Sweden still has a chance, down 0-2 in the second intermission. Unfortunately, it isn’t going to happen. Team Canada is going to win the gold in hockey. As well it should. … Continue reading

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John Tortorella Fired

For some reason, the New York Rangers fired head coach John Tortorella after a four game sweep by the Boston Bruins. Oh, it wasn’t a four game sweep? The Bruins decided to toy with the Rangers like a big cat … Continue reading

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The NHL is Dead

Here’s a bitter pill to swallow: The NHL has committed suicide by this ridiculous, unnecessary lockout. The fans are not coming back. There are too many other diversions now to allow the NHL to be relevant. I don’t even have … Continue reading

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BBQ Pitmasters

Have you noticed we haven’t mentioned the Stanley Cup Finals at all? That’s mostly because it’s been non-competitive. The Kings, despite a 3-1 loss tonight are clearly one of the best playoff teams ever. They’ve simply marched through the playoffs … Continue reading

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Spurs-Jazz Back-to-Back

The Spurs and Jazz will play a back-to-back against each other on Sunday and Monday. This is a rarity in the sport. You know, in hockey, back in the good old days, you loved the back-to-back games because the second … Continue reading

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Torts Goes Off on Dirty, Arrogant Penguins

Unless you’re on another planet, you’ve seen Brooks Orpik’s dirty hit on Derek Stepan: You know we’re not fans of the Penguins by any stretch. We like their players even less than we like their fans, which is truly remarkable … Continue reading

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