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The Washington Capitals …

… Defeated the Pittsburgh Penguins, 2-1 in overtime of Game 6, and will play in the Eastern Conference Finals for the first time since 1997-98. Goodbye, Pittsburgh! I think I found a team I like even less than the Denver … Continue reading

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Torts Goes Off on Dirty, Arrogant Penguins

Unless you’re on another planet, you’ve seen Brooks Orpik’s dirty hit on Derek Stepan: You know we’re not fans of the Penguins by any stretch. We like their players even less than we like their fans, which is truly remarkable … Continue reading

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