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Black Friday

Okay, I made it through the Wal-Mart experience and made out pretty well. That firm has learned tremendously from its prior Black Thursday experiences. Now its 3am and I’ve moved on to a military exchange. I have rights to the … Continue reading

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Black Thursday

Yes, I’m in line at Wal-Mart, again. It’s an outrage, again. And I’m saving, again. My wife’s relatives are visiting town. You know, the ones I blogged about earlier. The male fancies himself as a man of God. My wife … Continue reading

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Self-Inviting Relatives

Guess what? I have relatives who have decided to invite themselves to our humble abode for Thanksgiving. That means they expect you to prepare a great meal for them, while you were minding your own damn business. There are certain … Continue reading

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Texas A&M Just Says No to Playing Texas

With the departure of DeLoss Dodds, the Texas University athletic director, there was some rumblings Texas and Texas A&M might resume their Thanksgiving night rivalry game. Dodds was totally against such a maneuver, saying A&M had hurt the Big Xbox … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Today we give thanks to EXCESS. You know, the stuff that makes America the greatest country on the face of the earth. Today, we’re gonna eat, drink, watch NFL, college football and then shop more, better and … Continue reading

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