Tag Archives: TV ratings

Alamo Bowl

You ever hear someone say, “that was a great game”, but you knew it wasn’t? I kept hearing that last night when I was on my way home from the Alamo Bowl. I was the guy saying nothing, because it … Continue reading

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Shark Tank

Mark Cuban is leaving our list of dbags because of one simple statement on Shark Tank: “The first 615 times I tried beer, I didn’t like the taste…” So I wanted to know what beer he had on attempt 616? … Continue reading

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NFL Opening Night and a plug for Seattle

I was excited to hear about the NFL’s season opener…until the minute I found out who was playing. It was the Ravens, coming off the Super Bowl win, against the Donkeys. In Denver, of course. Sad smiley face. Immediately knew … Continue reading

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What’s Gonna Happen in Game 2

Many of you all want to watch tonight’s Game 2 of the NBA Finals. I’m not, because I 1) can’t stand the thought of David Stern getting rich off me providing for his beloved ratings and 2) I have several … Continue reading

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A Word About NBA Ratings…

…I didn’t want to discuss the NBA Finals, but there’s something that needs to be addressed. Despite the presence of LB James and the Miami Heat once again, the NBA Finals were down from last year’s record of 11.4 nationally … Continue reading

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Courtney Robertson’s Doing Just Fine

I was paging through some of my favorite online trash when I saw The Bachelor’s Courtney Robertson on TMZ. Can you believe I had a video of convicted murderer Jodi Arias here? Well it’s gone. Big mistake, I apologize. Anyway, … Continue reading

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Are You Ready for Some Football?

Wednesday night, the Cowboys go to the New Meadowlands to take on the defending Super Bowl champions. Other than the game being on a weekday, it’s a fine opening matchup. Here you have a team that’s won a pair of … Continue reading

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