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The Washington Capitals WON The Stanley Cup

After a 44-year drought, the Washington Capitals have won the Stanley Cup for the 2017-18 NHL season. A few things you need to know about the Capitals winning the Stanley Cup: There are two Capitals fan bases: the California Golden … Continue reading

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The Washington Capitals …

… Defeated the Pittsburgh Penguins, 2-1 in overtime of Game 6, and will play in the Eastern Conference Finals for the first time since 1997-98. Goodbye, Pittsburgh! I think I found a team I like even less than the Denver … Continue reading

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Choking Dogs? This isn’t Easy.

Every time the Capitals get in the playoffs, they fall short. This time, after getting a 3-1 lead on the hated, ESPN-backed New York Rangers, they lost, 2-1 in overtime of game seven. ESPN’s media responded with the typical “choking … Continue reading

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Ted Leonsis is happy

Washington DC, for what we believe is the first time ever, has NBA and NHL teams in the second round of their respective playoffs in the same year. In fact, the Wizards completed their first four-game sweep ever. Ted Leonsis, … Continue reading

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An Example of Blatant Homerism

Went to ESPN’s AFC West blog to see what they had written about Matt Schaub’s having been traded to the Raiders. Bill Williamson wrote some stuff I found hard to believe, in a column “Matt Schaub is not the next … Continue reading

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Caps Collapse Yet Again

Last night, the Washington Capitals fell in yet another Game 7 travesty, 5-0 to the New York Rangers. Lets set aside my enormous dislike for the Rangers and virtually all New York related-sports. Lets not talk about my boycott of … Continue reading

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